BINGE & PURGE

(by the LUNACHICKS)

 

CAN'T HAVE AN INCH OF FAT ON MY BOD

GOTTA GET ON THE CHEELEADING SQUAD

PLAY TRY-OUTS ARE NEXT WEEK

THERE'S A FOXY GUY I GOTTA MEET!

MOM WON'T LET ME EAT TOO MUCH

BUT IN MY ROOM I GO AND STUFF

IPECAC AND EXLAX ARE MY BEST FRIENDS

I'LL HAVE MY HEAD IN THE TOLIET TILL THE END

FINGERS JUST NOT LONG ENOUGH

THIS TIME THE PURGE IS GOING TO BE TOUGH

PEOPLE TELL ME I AM THIN

THEN THEY ASK ABOUT THE BRUISE ON MY CHIN

WHEN I'M HOME I EAT AS MUCH AS I CAN

PRETTY SOON I'LL NEED A BEDPAN

NO GUYS LIKE MY EXCEPT FOR LAX, BUT HE'S MY EX!

BINGE AND PURGE THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH

I THREW UP ON MY MOM'S GOOD SHOES

I MADE A MESS IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

SOMEONES BOUND TO CATCH ME SOON

BINGE AND PURGE

MOM FOUND ME ON THE FLOOR

BLOOD STAINS ON MY CHRISTIAN DIOR

NOW I'M IN THE HOSPITAL

THEY FEED ME FROM A BAG ON THE WALL

ME & MY FRIENDS DO IT ALL TOGETHER

CIRCLE PURGE WILL MAKE IT BETTER

RUPTURED MY ESOPHAGUS

BUT I'M STILL A HIPPOPATMUS

JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT

WHY MY TEETH KEEP FALLING OUT!