BINGE & PURGE (by the LUNACHICKS)
CAN'T HAVE AN INCH OF FAT ON MY BOD GOTTA GET ON THE CHEELEADING SQUAD PLAY TRY-OUTS ARE NEXT WEEK THERE'S A FOXY GUY I GOTTA MEET! MOM WON'T LET ME EAT TOO MUCH BUT IN MY ROOM I GO AND STUFF IPECAC AND EXLAX ARE MY BEST FRIENDS I'LL HAVE MY HEAD IN THE TOLIET TILL THE END FINGERS JUST NOT LONG ENOUGH THIS TIME THE PURGE IS GOING TO BE TOUGH PEOPLE TELL ME I AM THIN THEN THEY ASK ABOUT THE BRUISE ON MY CHIN WHEN I'M HOME I EAT AS MUCH AS I CAN PRETTY SOON I'LL NEED A BEDPAN NO GUYS LIKE MY EXCEPT FOR LAX, BUT HE'S MY EX! BINGE AND PURGE THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH I THREW UP ON MY MOM'S GOOD SHOES I MADE A MESS IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM SOMEONES BOUND TO CATCH ME SOON BINGE AND PURGE MOM FOUND ME ON THE FLOOR BLOOD STAINS ON MY CHRISTIAN DIOR NOW I'M IN THE HOSPITAL THEY FEED ME FROM A BAG ON THE WALL ME & MY FRIENDS DO IT ALL TOGETHER CIRCLE PURGE WILL MAKE IT BETTER RUPTURED MY ESOPHAGUS BUT I'M STILL A HIPPOPATMUS JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY TEETH KEEP FALLING OUT! | |