Here are the lyrics to the song, "Lunch" by Courtney Reynolds, a parody of Britney Spears' s "Sometimes." I've shared them with ed room chatters, and it's quite popular with them. An excerpt was played on the Dr. Demento this past October, on the Halloween episode.

"LUNCH"

You don't know how tough it is to be

A teen pop singer struggling with "obesity"

Cause every time my agent calls

He says my butt looks like I'm smuggling basketballs

I wanna be lean and look just like Britney Spears

But that brownie looks so good

But if I want to wear that dress, I know

I can't let my huge gluteus grow

But sometimes I lunch

Sometimes it's fried

They say try some carrot juice

but all I really want is a pizza pie

then I'll be fine

can't help my appetite

Baby, give me one more bite

I've tried hard to lose this weight

but I inhale everything I see on my plate

I know there's something wrong with me

When I top my Wheaties with Parmesan cheese

I wanna be free to have a french fry or two

Butter sounds so good

But if I want to lose those pounds

I'll eat slow

And stay away from those burritos

Sometimes I lunch

from 9 to 5

I've tried tomato juice

but I'd rather have tacos, red beans and rice

or ham on rye

or some pidgeon that just died

marinated, baked sauteed or deep-fried

treat me right

don't care about cellulite

That's why my jeans fit so tight

Just hang around and you'll see

Another ad on tv

for hotfresh pizza delivery

that I must not chew

yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum ahhh

(belch)

Sometimes I lunch

Though my butt's wide

I'm never scared of food

Just feed me burgers and an order of fries '

Super-sized

Drive thru's open day and night

Sometimes I lunch

Sometimes it's fried

Sometimes I'm in the mood

for triple-decker chocolate bananna pie

tastes so nice

my mom will say "my, oh my...

Watch that go straight to your big homely thighs"